8 Funny ways to Protect your Laptop from being Stolen

Here are eight funny ways to protect your laptop from being stolen..

1) Keep a dog beside your laptop:

The first approach is to keep a dog to the side of your laptop. The dog will be highly vigilant enough to make sure that your laptop is safe.

2) A cat this time..

Of course, if your laptop has a mouse..the cat will make sure that its prey does not move even an inch..

3) Put an Electric Fence over your laptop

Put an electric fence over your laptop and make sure that you turn it on. And also make sure that you don't touch the fence after your turn it on...your laptop is safe.

4) Build a construction over your laptop

Put the strongest of the available bricks, and develop a concrete construction over the laptop. A nice way indeed..

5) Where ever you go, make sure that you sit on top of your laptop always. This will really make it tough to be pulled off..

6) Employ black cat bodyguards who will take care of your laptop always..and forget about you..

7) Paint your laptop so that it looks like a normal notebook. Thief will get misled and will miss your laptop.

8) Put a boxing hand that gives a punch when the laptop is opened. And make sure you keep safe distance when you open it.

If you still can't protect your laptop, better don't buy one...